So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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