hotel room ftw
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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