Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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