yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
