There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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