doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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