Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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