Pants 0. Shit 1.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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