There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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