he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I think my fart just growled at me.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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