I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Randomize
