just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Randomize
