Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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