Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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