Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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