I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
This can only be settled by a dance off.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Randomize
