He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
