jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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