I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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