Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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