he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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