After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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