Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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