If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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