i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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