My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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