I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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