She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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