i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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