dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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