i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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