Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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