Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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