That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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