office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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