Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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