I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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