i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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