it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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