ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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