I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
And then the night went full on bisexual.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
where are my eyebrows?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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