i think i have herpe
just one?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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