I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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