Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
that is very illegal...i love you.
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