See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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