Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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