Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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