I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
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