wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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