I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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