I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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